kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

(via panic-at-the-dildos)


melodicallyinsane:

chr0nicle-x:

THERE’S ANOTHER ONE OH MY GOD

this gives me life

(via rita-haxx)


shaylarosay:

malikamany:

pacifyher:

imjustmygodgivenname:

hellomeghanlove:

hellomeghanlove:

This burns me up #justiceforavalynn

She was kicked until she fell off a slide at school. And the school did nothing because it’s he say/she say and no teachers heard her scream.

Somebody. Would. Have. DIED.

what state was this in? why were the students left unsupervised? is there a kickstarter/gofundme for her family’s lawyer fees because they need to sue the shit out of that school

http://www.gofundme.com/doid6w
It happened in Mississippi. Why am I not surprised…. This is absolutely terrible.

shaylarosay:

malikamany:

pacifyher:

imjustmygodgivenname:

hellomeghanlove:

hellomeghanlove:

This burns me up #justiceforavalynn

She was kicked until she fell off a slide at school. And the school did nothing because it’s he say/she say and no teachers heard her scream.

Somebody. Would. Have. DIED.

what state was this in? why were the students left unsupervised? is there a kickstarter/gofundme for her family’s lawyer fees because they need to sue the shit out of that school

http://www.gofundme.com/doid6w

It happened in Mississippi. Why am I not surprised….
This is absolutely terrible.

(via dirtyknife)


(via solarcoaster)


slayboybunny:

its embarrassing being a happy crier. also an angry crier. definitely a sad crier too. actually you know what im pretty much just always crying 

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ivanabendova:

I need one of these outside my house

ivanabendova:

I need one of these outside my house

(via ryanafeagin)


jackiiebott:

wildd-thanggs:

SOOO CUTE

WHAT KIND OF DOG IS THIS?!

(via squirtqueenx)


If I’m your tumblr crush send me a “hey fuck face”

las-voces-harry-las-voces:

cavitiy:

porrimistheclassiestlesbian:

hotarucosplay:

ask-koki-kariya:

ask-koki-kariya:

lawliet-is-l-a-sexy:

bilbo-swwaggins:

princess-poop:

castielsteenwolf:

JESUS CHRIST I HAVE GOTTEN ABOUT 45 MESSAGES PLEASE STOP

Omg i’ll smile forever

id cry from happiness i think

image

that last gif will be me in 3 hours

edit: I was dead wrong

ok lets see what happens

image

OH MY GOD IT HAPPENED

im not gonna get any but ill reblog anyway 

Im not getting any but whatever

(via matthewsbodymods)


ruinedchildhood:

RIP The Old Disney Channel Logo 2002-2014

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akahli:

wreck-thisblog:

q’d

Ur a real piece o trash aren’t ya. NO ONE CARES

akahli:

wreck-thisblog:

q’d

Ur a real piece o trash aren’t ya. NO ONE CARES

(via confrontingmyfear)